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…. fuck I’m young… That mother fucking box is barely older than me and it’s got it’s shit figured out already… what a smug asshole, just sitting there… fucker…

(on phone with someone)
Support: Go under options...
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Support: ...It looks like a wrench.

and realize “LOL they’re not even awake.”

This isn’t fucking minecraft, get back to the real world people.

SO MANY USELESS COMMERCIALS ARE STOPPING MY ENJOYMENT.

I MISSED THE END YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT CTV WEBSITE.

But yeah, suck it USA, Ukraine won.

"Free Apps I download (on the free wifi) and play while being bored as fuck at work"

I’ve taken up visiting the tribunal some days (mostly because bored) and I have found it to be quite entertaining to read through the cases. Most ones I come across are “negative attitude” and “offensive language” and most of it is true, and the person rages like no tomorrow (you get the odd one where the person says “fuck” once and gets reported).

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Can I go home yet? :\

You’re just going to make me sit on my ass for the next 6 hours anyway…

At least at home I can entertain myself much easier.

  1. Pick a random tag and start scrolling.
  2. Go until you find a sexual/VERY questionable picture
  3. Freak out cause you’re at work and people are around.
  4. Repeat.

Tips:

  • Animated/toon related tags have a 50% increased rate
  • Searching sexual tags takes the fun out of it (unless you play the reverse version).
  • Bonus points if your childhood/favourite show/movie is ruined.